You know, Childress subjected us to some truly bizarre motivational things over the years, but I have to say, what the fuck did I just watch?

This is my surprised face.

Bat Flip or get the fuck out.

To reveal my source would be a breach of my journalistic integrity and the unwritten rules of the sea.

NEVER GIVE UP ON YOUR DREAMS

I would. But then again, I'm an adult.

But...but...if Stamkos came home to Toronto, he’d be treated as a GOD!!!*

Well looks like I have a new favorite Plummer in the NFL (Sorry, Tomsula).

England sees your slow clap and raises you slow, ponderous attack devoid of ideas.

Big deal. Toronto spends millions and doesn't have an NHL team either.

I don’t see it that way at all.

For the last fucking time, we pronounce it “aboat”

Oh, but when I pour a drink all over a server I get fired from my job. Fucking IT department is no fun.

YYYYYYYYYYEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!

I guess you could say that the death line-up’s play on the court in Game 7 was

Three-Fifths is actually preferred.

I guess Rapist Sasquatch is an early favorite for Worst Mascot in the next Deadspin Awards.

Take that Brian McCann you fat fuck.

I thought this guy was Pro Wrestling's greatest Angle