*looks at Leafs score*

Somewhere, Vince McMahon is shitting himself

"You don't think understanding your context is just as important?

Fucking idiots. Everyone from St. Louis knows that rules aren't supposed to be written.

Goodell: Welcome to the official NFL Bake Sale! Over here, Bill Belichick's mom made Spy Cakes! How adorable! And look — Shahid Khan made December Cupcakes! Oooh, someone brought Munchkins too! What's that? Oh my goodness, what a hilarious misunderstanding, Dan.

Sure... sport

Pfft, it doesn't even rhyme.

"You know what, I've ready too many books about autism."

"You know what, I've ready too many books about autism." [Proceeds to talk for several minutes straight without noticing surrounding reactions.]

I wonder how they are getting over the language barrier.

You can also compare people within the same organization. For example, Stuart Scott has cancer, while Skip Bayless is a cancer.

I wrote this song a long time ago, a real long time ago. I wrote this song back in '94.

Fuck this guy.

"Crazy Nintendo investor desperately wants to be punched in face."

Two types of people in the world:

1) "Hey this is pretty cool"
2) "Lets fucking ruin it."

Winter Olympics in New York City? BUT WHAT IF IT SNOWS?!!!

Didn't make me miserable watching at home. Its not like there was a pointless 40 minute delay in the game.

A Patriots fan in denial?

That was an awfully rapid descent down the slippery slope, what with an entire football team now trying to get married.