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roomfortytwo

cool. you decided not only to be a risk to yourself, but to your family. and depending on the mode of transportation, to the folks who use the gas station after you or the folks on the bus or whatever. and you don’t know if that person is isolating but for you or not, so you’re exposed to whatever all those other

No, because the internet contains boundless pornography and also I’m not an idiot.

If you broke quarantine to have sex, I hope it was the worst sex you’ve ever had!

Every one of these clowns should be required to sign a waiver, refusing medical treatment in the event they get a raging fever and burning sensation in the lungs.

I know the Pink story is supposed to be uplifting, but it’s yet another reminder of how the wealthy have access to medical care that the rest of us do not.

They’re also not “rich monarchs”. The only monarch in the UK is their grandmother. William will be monarch at some point in the future, after Charles, but Harry won’t ever be monarch. 

This is the funniest Emily Alford line I have read: “Being married is very difficult, which is why so many people have to practice multiple times before meeting the person they will eventually die with.”

I called this move last summer. Also, Charles is going to dissolve the monarchy upon his death so William doesn’t have to become King. This is the beginning of the end of the UK Royal Family.

I can’t put my finger on it, but he just bugs me for some reason. There seems to be so much Hollywood marketing behind “Tom Hanks is the sweetest guy ever” that he’s got to be a crazy person.

You are absolutely correct about Tom Hanks and he’s the same reason I will not watch the Mister Rogers movie.

This comment was the one that I want.

Damn those pants are super tight , there is no way I would fit into them unless…
I better shape up.

The pants were vintage at the time of filming and even older now - evidently sewing her into them on the set was easier than replacing a vintage zipper. I’ve been reading about the broken zipper on Sandy’s makeover pants for more than 20 years.

You think she looks bad, has anyone taken a gander at Janice in accounting lately?!?  I know she don’t give a fuck, but c’mon Janice...you could at least run a brush through your hair!  And stop taking everyone’s yogurt!

This is obviously made up. Nearly every version of that woman (and her male counterpart) that I’ve worked with does not smile. Her spirit is broken, just like her body. Younger employees should look at her and see their futures.

Researchers built Emma based on an amalgamation of all the body gripes listed by office employees as a representation of what too much sitting and not enough milling about does to a body over a span of 20 years.

Yeah, the last thing a mastectomy patient needs is another source of needless stress. This is all pretty stupid, considering the implants associated with lymphoma have been voluntarily recalled. I hate when a few disgruntled people (the “dozens” who testified represent a miniscule percentage of women with implants)

People from East Tennessee give people from South Carolina a run for their money. 

Didn’t he say polls didn’t matter?