You must be a rapist yourself, obviously!

There's "dark dark", and there's "creepy dark"; now, wouldn't it be funny if you got raped by like, 5 AV Club commenters right now?

Yeah, Genius, had we found "a lot of sound evidence", we wouldn't have this non-starter of a conversation, for starter!

Fork that guy, he's an unfunny creep anyhow!

lawl u sux!!!

But at least he made it out alive!

And did you know that one (I've just found out myself actually): http://abcnews.go.com/Enter…

It can be 2 things!

Or, you know, blame the director if he made her speak with a forced accent, which seems to be the case since she doesn't have much of an accent IRL: https://www.youtube.com/wat…

But he never really was a star, to begin with.

WUT????

mmmmmmph?

tl;dr

Acting is hard, 'mmmkay.

Bono.

And somehow, we're all here commenting.

Karen Gillian, u Hamm-o!

Now that would be funny!

Salvation got a B- too, go figure!

Or that: "The studio had suggested O. J. Simpson for the role of the Terminator, but Cameron did not feel that Simpson would be believable as a killer." https://en.wikipedia.org/wi…