ALSO ME: WRITES IN-DEPTH FIVE STAR YELP REVIEW OF MY LOCAL 7-11 BC THEY ONLY HAD 3.5 STARS AND PPL WERE TALKING SHIT ABOUT MY DUDES
I’m not sure why but I’ve been thinking about this quite a lot, lately.
A friend of mine posted a frustration of his on FB about white people white peopling and GOLLY, go figure, the first comment....
Our landlord is trying to sell the house (split into apartments house) so he’s doing all this work on it so we can be kicked out eventually or just have our rent skyrocket like the rest of Seattle but this shit is a liiiiiiiittle off
I just talked to my older brother for the first time in seven years and I cannot even give words to how happy I am now.
I think he’s sick. I’m not going to feed him or anything but it’s really sad how he’s coming around here to die (seemingly)? And he looks so sad I can’t take it!
the fuck is wrong with me he is so funny I think I am going to keep him. at least until he lets me know where he’s going with this pineal gland chakra cosmos shit (not pictured). he is not the first to think my last name is Italian, tho.
I got complimented on my English by the TSA
SEA is fucking lit and I am proud to be a part of it
Yes, I call her my big sister. (she is: my dad’s oldest but not with my mom)
I’ma be there tomorrow evening (tonight evening?) for some stupid work shit if anyone wants to abduct my sorry ass. Dudes need not apply lol
Just drove by the Cascade Mall in WA and the parking lot was a sea of lights and sirens. The mall’s FB page is reporting an active shooter.
I’m going to spend it in bed being sad and angry and disappointed.
well, this is true. everybody hates everybody else and weird, unexpected things have happened. I mean, that’s cool, I guess. my phone is dying and life is organic.
He dreams that he is bulletproof,
that he can pass through violence, unscathed,
like a normal person through thick fog,
smiling as mist coils around his ankles
Goofy is decent if it’s funny but not if it’s weird, creepy goofy, like this weird bullshit. Sorry for the gigantic thumb.
I mean I guess, lol idk
I was taking the trash out a bit ago and saw what I thought was a dead rat, but when I crouched down by him & said, “Hey, little guy,” he opened his eyes a little and twitched his nose at me.
He seems genuinely contrite for whatever but also 100% MACKLEMORE