I feel like anyone from today transplanted to the late nineteenth century could be the greatest criminal in the world. Criminology was in its infancy, but the technology existed to commit crimes, cover your tracks and get pretty far away very quickly. It's amazing anyone got caught at all, yet they did, presumably…

Would that include just grabbing 'em in the biscuits?

But everyone at the event would have to stop what they're doing.

There are much shittier and less influential bands than the Bee Gees that are in the hall of fame.

Not to mention all those guys who got busted because Auschwitz wasn't built up to OSHA standards.

Tupac being inducted is a notoriously B.I.G deal.

"The Post-1950 Popular Music Hall of Fame" doesn't have quite the same ring to it.

Anyway, guitar groups are on their way out. For real this time, though.

He wrote them back in October?

"Unchained Crocodile" is my favorite Righteous Brothers song.

"I wrote this speech in '94."

I'm surprised he inspired such devotion since I literally never heard of Paul Walker until he died.

"The man hasn't been able to digest decent meal in six weeks!"

Not to mention the big fight scene in Death Valley.

Will Tupac be there to accept the honor in person?

Or caught in a revolving door while trying to foil a bank robbery.

I'm pretty embarrassed to admit that I had no idea LA Confidential had a post-credit scene.

Well-known to massage therapists anyway. It's a pretty common first job after you get out of massage school, I think.

She totally loves jokes like that.

My girlfriend is a massage therapist. According to her "Massage Envy" means "place that is driving down the price of massages and, even more so, driving down the pay of massage providers."