Every day and every night each member of the IAAF says a silent prayer of thanks to god that FIFA exists.

This is this like the Marlboro Man telling Don Draper to quit smoking.

Briscoe: “Hardy? Your under arrest!”

12. Mace Windu redirected the Force lightning back at him.

And somewhere, Brandon Bostick looks towards the sky for what seems like the thousandth time, and wonders why it had to happen the way it did.

Do reply to celebrity’s tweets with “my wife left me” as frequently as possible.

DO: Go out and buy that fancy car to pick up new trim in.

Really was rooting for Farfeg. Oh well.

You wouldn’t be such a Doubting Barry if you ordered @Dominos and stayed #HomeOnNYE as instructed.

I keep reading that in Gruden’s voice.

Not wrong.

On a recent flight to Paris, the in flight menu listed “apple compote and a selection of cheeses” which turned out to be a single serving of Motts applesauce and a slice of Tillamook Monterey Jack cheese.

I’m all for showing your fandom, but that’s really over the line.

Yes, there’s gas in the car.

The University of Georgia Alumni Association immediately claimed responsibility for the attack.

PAWWWWWWWL, DID YEW SEE WUT HAPPENT ON JEPERDEE?

“YOU’RE NOT EVEN MY REAL COACH!” *slams playbook and runs out of meeting room*

Two Christmases!

Aww it’s not your fault Eli. It’s just that Coughlin and Mara don’t love each other anymore. But that doesn’t mean they both don’t still love you.