The riot police seem pretty mellow.

Mike Moustakis is fucking furious about this disrespect of all these other games.

Not much to suck when you're not

In his Pirates heyday they called him ‘slick’ van slyke. It is not his Pirates heyday.

Lomu, who was 40, had suffered from kidney problems for decades, but was a big presence at the recently completed Rugby World Cup in England, working with sponsors.

You need to adjust those old religious wars for population and technology. It's like inflation- losing $200 on Dutch tulips in 1637 would be a bit worse now. Likewise, had those Christians had millions of troops to draw from and atom bombs your numbers may change. Luckily those Christians lacked the same thing you do:…

I've been told ye should seek Tazmania for the Trump base in that hemisphere.

Remind’s me of OJ’s dramatic return to NFL analysis:

Makes sense. Instead of wrapping that last pizza slice in tin foil, I built the Saint Louis Arch and slip the slice into a tiny hole near the base.

The coach was just upset because he'd recently invested in a Bucharest nightclub.

I knew the throw would be bad before it even happened.

I'm sure Duke fans are satisfied by this turn of events and will move on.

John Kerry is abusing his powers

I was thinking about this largely because of your Murphy coverage. He’s in my kinja name, his is the only jersey I own, and he says that anti-gay shit this spring and I wanted to burn the only jersey I own. Made me think, though- if religion is no longer an acceptable reason to hold [what we now, correctly, consider…

I work evenings. It’s been enraging that MLB can’t tell me when the game will start in BOTH cases. It isn’t like they decide right after the series ends!

Kim Davis tried to put a stop to the only satanic pacts Murphy is aware of.

Murphy works that wood, man.

It isn't like they're upper deckers. He's a line drive guy who added a bit of an upswing and has gotten lucky.

He has to stop eventually

Maddie, regarding those percentages: are they the presumed likelihood of, for instance, central Alaska having a warmer than average winter, or do their values indicate how much warmer than average is expected? I only ask because a 50% likelihood IS equal chance, but that label was reserved for swaths of the country…