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rockymtnaqua

That pic makes him look like Jared from Silicon Valley or Gabe from the Office.

L.A. is trying to get da pipe.

If he was trying to arrest me I’d either freeze in place in fear, or immediately run with the thought of ‘I can NOT let that dude catch me!’

Spain can eat shit. They should’ve been playing with 9 players at most.

At the risk of being serious, all that does is blind the people behind you to a flying object.

As with most VAR calls, the specific call made is technically correct—Nnadozie broke the rules and got the appropriate punishment for it

Sissies.

The voice of Garfield makes me wanna rip my ears off just before destroying my fucking TV.

Deadspin needs a damn editor. That first paragraph is embarrassing to anyone who can speak English.

I didn’t hear any of them whining when Kevin Love got his arm detached in the finals.

Sleep well, LT.  We’ve got the watch from here.

‘IT IS TOO CROWDED!’

In other news, the 25 cent pony outside of Walmart has been ridden 50 times a day by better men.

Throw up a GIF of Ian Desmond running from a fuckin ghost in the batter’s box in the 9th.

The thing that these guys need to know is...

St. Louis vs fucking Boston.

She should be happy to be alive.

This may as well have been written by my wife.

Only thing scarier than getting stabbed in the heart is a man stabbing you in the heart while looking you in the face with zero fucking emotion.

McAvoy misses 1 game minimum.