“Western Pennsylvania cracker plant”

Remember when he supported banning Muslims from working in the meat-packing industry and he said, “I don’t want people doing my pork that won’t eat it.”

No matter how bad Pittsburgh is, no one is grateful to live in Indiana.

As a Giants fan I sympathize with having an out of touch ownership group who seem determined to placate a QB with declining skills and an elderly fan base with declining brain cells. Hey at least the Rooney’s and Mara’s have given us Kate and Rooney !

That moment also produced one of the greatest NFL memes in internet history:

The best part for Steelers haters is that the team stayed on the field to watch the end of the CLE-BAL game on the final Sunday of the regular season, hoping for a Browns win so PIT could make the playoffs. The Browns naturally lost. I can’t think of a better ending for these shiteaters than to be reduced rooting for…

Don’t worry. Nobody is going to take these reality TV show people seriously.

Somewhere out there is a tree, tirelessly producing oxygen so she can breathe. I think she owes it an apology.

Have you heard the phrase “leader of the free world”? The opinion of the U.S. president, whoever he is, matters a great deal in cases like these.

For the remainder of the preseason, Nagy will make Long barf on the exact same spot of the field until he gets it right.

Yeah, this is the cheeriest letters section in like a week!

Up next: The Washington Sentinels!

Drew, this was hysterical. To go to all the trouble of writing a WYTS for a team that’s not real is simply genius. 

Well, at least no one’s dad died watching the Titans lose!

In the movie Cast Away, Tom Hanks spends four years on an island....alone. When he returns to civilization, his estranged wife notes “We got a football team now.”

The thing I got out of all of this is that I definitely want to see Yao Ming running routes in the NFL.

Please don’t go to Memphis, Drew. We almost lost you once already.

I want him to manage LFC until the end of time.

The most damning thing I can think of about the Titans is that, on any Sporcle quiz in which you need to identify NFL teams, the Titans are always the least-guessed.

Why don’t you just get “I’m a complete asshole” tattooed on your forehead and save yourself all this keyboarding time?