“the man began imitating a primate and making ape noises although—to be fair—he may have been simply performing a jungle mating call begging for someone to kick his monkey ass.”

Dunno. I like the idea of “being a dick has consequences”. This woman tried to get someone fired for a small offense. In turn she is losing a book deal. Seems fair to me.

Snitches get stitches. 

I don’t see the downside.  Free cruise.  The destination is a surprise.

I guess her decision to make it public, like she was some sort of crime fighting hero, bugs me the most. Fine, there’s a stupid rule about not eating on the train, a rule that I bet is broken 590 time a day. Send the agency an email, but trying to put her in blast with a photo like you’ve busted a narcotics ring? Beat…

He’s on r/theredpill right now ranting about how she cost him his job over nothing. 

Zinc!? I wrap my food in squirrel pelts. Squirrels that I trap down by the creek.

Jon Snow = Buster Bluth confirmed. Tragically, Father-Uncle has been dead for some time.

It’s actually a subscription box with a really inconsistent delivery schedule.

Ayesha Curry forfeited any kind of empathy when she went on her holier than thou slut-shaming tour. She made her own desexualized, I dont dress like other attention seeking hoes, ideal wife and mother, while I condescendingly judge other women bed, so she can lay in it. I’m not here for her humanity, continue to be the…

Yeah, I love these types of articles and the people who seem to think people in poverty should have to deal with 100 percent more inconvenience and never spend anything not absolutely necessary. 

“You don’t need a cellphone. You don’t need Internet, go to library. Why do you have a computer, anyway, you don’t need…

Luckly cocaine is a necessity and is not on this list.

Study brought to you by grandparents who grew up during the Great Depression.  

in a pinch you could prob use a frito as the teaspoon

You know curling irons have a warning label that says DO NOT STICK IN ANY ORIFICE or FOR EXTERNAL USE ONLY. This is where we are as a species.

1. He brought her job into it. In fact, that’s how he got access to her in the first place.

Jesus.Fucking.Christ. This woman was stabbed 47 times and you still managed to do her a further disservice and erasing her by merely referring to her Ashton Kutcher’s ex.

Newsflash to any idiotic “vegetarians” that think that eating an egg is eating part of an animal, it’s not.  See, in order for it to become fertilized, a mommy chicken and a daddy chicken have to get together, and play some Barry White, and make sweet, sweet love.

“So let me get this straight: If I become a priest, I have to be celibate and can’t get married, but I get unsupervised access to children of any age I like?”