Even the video runs shitty on my PC D:

If I can't have it, no one can!

nvm

@Brightmotor:

@RecipeForHate: Me too. I was all like, "what?"

So delicious

It was released on my birthday :o

@artdude102: Potato blood.

@ShotOnce: That's what I thought.

@Nintendo Tim: It was almost the perfect crime, but you forgot one thing: rock crushes scissors... but paper covers rock... and scissors cuts paper! Kif, we have a conundrum.

@Misfit7707: I see what you did there.

@discounteggroll: You are balls.

@achilleselbow: Why wouldn't I be reading Gizmodo in class?

@DfizzleShizzle: Steve Jobs would be all over that.

@GetRevenge32: DAMM

@achilleselbow: You made me lol in class.

@tidmiste: What a waste of everything.

Maybe they were short of breath because their lungs were smashed?

@Interstella5555: People in glass houses sink ships.

@zhinker: You have to tap it only twice.