@floydhead42: Meiolania bowserus

@anglon: Dang, not even an "oh"

@Crrash: That's what I think when I have to go to the bathroom.

Steam is going to run me into the ground with all their wonderful sales D:

@cjlopez: Chocolate will get very jealous.

@PrimateWithAGun: I'm a very person, too.

@Fernando Jorge: Single player is offline?

@The_Phreak: I lol'd

@SparklyJesus: I've got ~386 Kbps.

@kiwizz: Holy fucking shit. You are a bastard.

I had an old, old, old shitty phone, but it had voice recognition for contacts. I made a contact named "Mr. Crowley" and the phone could recognize it from Ozzy's song.

Peptato chips!

@berky93: Just use magic duh

@PoopsieDoodle: That's great

@berky93: That's actually a cool idea.

My Facebook name isn't my real name, so I think I'm good. Plus, it's got a Cyrillic letter in it because Facebook is like "Real names only rawr!" and I guess Chicken isn't real.

@TonyTriple: Just don't let these worms eat your 7-leaf clover.

@Thalantas: The weight of the entire ocean will smash your feeble little body.

@twiner: Plus, it looked scared at the end when it swam away.

"Does Apple think that their customers can't handle customization of their device?"