Ugh. Former flatmate from hell was the worst for this. Actual (if somewhat paraphrased conversation):
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It's not sci-fi! Please, 13 year old girls, still come see it! It's not just for boys! It's not just for nerds! It's not just for smart people! Please, huddled masses who don't "get" sci-fi, please still pay to see our movie, it was very expensive to make! Stuff blows up, I promise!
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Teddy is THE BEST!
Also, lots of love for this little guy who eats a banana and - get this - has the HICCUPS!
Oh they totally do this. None of them have accents, it's all just a show. If you say the same word three different ways in the space of an hour I call bullshit on your language.
Related (sung to "Camptown Races"):
Next thing you know WaPo will be running an article on rising health costs related to college women's ever loosening vaginas. "Sales of purses plummet as college-educated women start storing things in their ruined vaginas"
I feel like everyone knows that sort of guy.
No, they're imposing their beliefs on me in order to try and make me impassioned about problem that I don't believe exists.
You've never been poor have you? Real poor, not the I can't afford Starbucks poor, but the I can't afford to buy new shoes for my child poor.
To clarify: I put "rape jokes" in the headline, for brevity, because rape culture in comedy is a frequent and…
Surely they'd be crows.
F? That dirty Mero, of course, with his dirty fucking filthy mouth. And all his other parts. I'll just leave these here.
I'd do a Khal Drogo robot. Don't try and tell me you wouldn't.
This is obviously a free-willed artificial organism, and Doug, I think it's reprehensible that you're trying to shame her for her sexuality. Is it the fact that the man looks a tad average (heaven forbid man and machine connect on a level that isn't strictly physical!), or the fact that one creature is a fleshy sack…
I would think memorizing pi's digits would be more of a 22/7 activity...
In that case wouldn't you be offended if you WEREN'T deported? I'd be like... shit I'm not good looking enough to be deported. #sad_face. It's like the new version of hot or not.
...ok also Team Scotty.
Secret Option C: Whoever it is that Benedict Cumberbatch is playing in the new movie.
WAT. WAT. WAT IS THIS MADNESS.
I...just...OH GOD, OW. Even taking aside the horrific cultural implications, just...PAIN.