Why is it that when this guy says he wants to play for the Browns it’s called inspirational, but when someone on the team says they want to play for the Browns it’s called Stockholm Syndrome?

“I said you could use my resume as a template, not make a crazy sign on the back of it.”

San Antonio: VIA Bus(local bus company name) from Alamodome Christmas 2005(?) New Orleans Saints v Detroit(?). When Saints were temporary the San Antonio Saints because Tom Benson is a resident. You park off site and VIA takes you to the Dome.

Full bus after game, girl sitting on top of guy at almost back of bus.…

I was in Atlanta on business and took MARTA instead of renting a car. I had the worst head cold of my life and could not smell anything. I was coughing up a storm. About 5 minutes in to my ride I noticed people were staring at me strange, almost with fear. This went on for about two stops until a nice Asian lady came…

Welp. fantasy sports players are requesting selfies with @darrenrovell.

It’s not a silent killer. First it goes “SCCCRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECCCCHHH!”

The “n-word” in question was “notgoodatfootball”.

“Forget it, Drew.

I don’t know what it is about the Internet, but it’s made every single person think they’re a logician and rhetorician at the level of Cicero. I can’t tell you how tiresome it is that people think pointing out one logical fallacy is enough to invalidate a person’s entire argument and/or life. Trying to debate…

I hate to say it, but Rockefeller Republicanism is long-dead. If the Republican Party could go back to those ideals, they'd get my vote every election. Instead, I vote Democratic.

Its seeming more and more like we’re the new silent majority....the fiscal conservative, social liberal. We need to make massive, painful changes to medicare/medicaid/social security now, but at the same time we need to make massive, painful cuts to defense spending as well.

I’ve been a Republican for a long time and the only thing I can do is look at this shit show, shake my head, and not vote for any of these clowns. We need a Republican party that looks at the Democrat’s ideas and says “that’s a good idea now let’s figure out how to afford it.” We don’t need the Republican party to…

Good point. Groundhog for president.

“.....she has as much experience with innovation and entrepreneurship as the fat groundhog collecting acorns off my porch. Less, even. The groundhog is self-employed.”

here’s a Bills fan in a lucha libre mask chugging a dick bong while NSYNC plays in the background

This is an important story to report, because Hardy’s brother was in the driver’s seat. Talking to the media is not important, especially when there are unsolved crimes for the Hardy boys to investigate.

Dan Snyder can keep calling the team “Redskins” no matter what, because you’re right, the First Amendment protects speech, even offensive speech. What it doesn’t protect is your right to *trademark* offensive words and gain exclusive rights to their marketing. That’s because there is no right to a trademark. So whine…

Snyder is asking Big Government to control speech through trademark protection, dummy.

“Redskins” is qualified as hate speech, and is not protected under the First Amendment. Further, trademarks are not a method of regulating speech, but rather a method of protecting terms that reference specific products; rescinding a trademark does not restrict speech, but rather opens up an avenue of speech for those…