That's me! A lot of the caps are just goofs so the tropical fish in question were sadly exaggerated. I had a betta named Kevin once and honestly my heart is still recovering from his untimely passing.
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I'm starting to feel that way. I have my world they have their stolen yoga lily white world. just today I saw a white lady who made a quick walk back to sit on the unlit side of the subway car then sit on the lit side with myself and 3 other black people. I'm fucking done.
OK I know it looks like she really overthought this, but actually she didn't think it through. Asking how many vaginas I've touched, but not being specific. With my fingers? My mouth? My genitals? My songs?
Good thing no one asked you.
Juan Pablo and Nikki Ferrell (from The Bachelor) are set to join VH1's Couples Therapy.
It would have been more amusing if they would have tweeted back a map of Canada with Quebec labeled as "Not Canada."
Nope-a-lope-a-dope-a-rope-a-nope
I thought confusion arousal is what you feel upon meeting a physically attractive Republican.
"I'm gonna fuck you up when I get out of this towel"
I know! I was so much like Tina growing up and it's nice to see a teenager who is both awkward and has a ridiculously hormone-induced sexuality.
And men wonder why we 'don't just stand up for ourselves'
"There are reasons why white gun's rights activists can walk into a Chipotle restaurant with assault rifles and be seen as gauche nuisances while unarmed black men are killed for reaching for their wallets or cell phones, or carrying children's toys."
grossgrossgrossgrossgrossgrossgrossgrossgrossgrossgrossgross
Is that like Sierra Mist? Is it good?
I am attracted to John but I associate him so much with Jim for The Office and I've always thought Jim was a dick for the way he treated Dwight. I wouldn't want to be with someone who was a bully.
There's something about John Krasinski that's just.... Not attractive. He's not ugly, but his ears are big and he's just so goofy looking. Nothing wrong with that though, Steve Buscemi works the hell out of his funny looks. I just wouldn't want a character where I feel like I'm being forced to think John Krasinski is…
How come racists always ignore Nascar when talking about out of control violent athletes and thug culture. Seriously not trying to be typical uppity white commenter that feels the need to defend every minority group, but do you really think the nfl or NBA would put up w players constantly fighting after games any time…
I have a feeling that the assholes in the story were not the Turks. If you want to apologize about something, I'd like to have an explanation about Turkish desserts*. Why must they be so pretty and then so overly sweet that my jaw still clenches to this day when I think about them?
Instead of Nation Z syfy should've done an alternate history spinoff of the black plague brings people back as zombies set in medieval europe. Instead of a post apocalypse would it be considered a pre apocalypse?
I dunno. The cornrows, the THOT reference, the peace sign, the nails, even that pony tail...Maybe the watermelon is truly an accident... and i really think Katy Perry doesn't do this shit with malice. But that watermelon, omg.