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Same but I broke ours with a tiny snide comment during Christmas shopping. My husband was acting all sorts of huffy about carrying something large through the store so I said “oh just give it to me you big baby.” And I took it and carried it. He grabbed my arm (that’s how you get a deaf persons attention when they are

Spot the white person performing “wokeness.”

I mean, sure, she could probably find some gold-digging asshole.

Also, somebody please go check on Drake.

How dirty is too dirty? If Mads Mikkelsen smells like a fjord and a dumpster, it’s still not a deal breaker for me.

But you may get to have sex with some desperate hotties!!

I feel their pain. Almost literally.

We need policies that are practical and grounded in empathy like the ones proposed by Ms Hernandez-Goff. Brava, lady.

Compared to DiCaprio? People basically act like he is vermin, where as she gets the ‘you go girl’ treatment.

She has dated a string of 20 years younger back up dancers almost exclusively for the last 10 years. It is an interesting double standard given there is more of a power dynamic issue in JLo’s case

What I find funny is DiCaprio gets shit on for dating way younger people, which is all JLO does yet she is celebrated for it.

J.Lo is that friend who, after a break-up, says “I need to stop being a serial monogamist and date ME for a change!” and then moves in with a new guy a month later.

Drake looks like the cat who ate the canary.

Yes, you are the only one.

I think she wants to cut him out so she can drag those poor kids all over the world without having to run it by dad. Also, I think cutting people out of her life is just something she does. She seems like a complete nut case.

It’s super weird how he treats her like a doll. But legit, she went from Dorky Paris Hilton Groupie > The Kris Jenner Meal Ticket > Reality Star with Endorsement Obligations > Wife of Creepy Ego Bucket. When did she ever really have a chance to make her own fashion choices? Maybe that few months where she married that

Short of actual abuse, children shouldn’t be kept from one of their parents. I think Angelina wants to cut Brad out because she’s done with him. It doesn’t work that way. Maybe 6 kids in a total of like 10 years as a couple was unwise.

Have a few Aunts who sound like her. Most likely decades of smoking finally caught up to her.

It’s a strange thing to mourn someone you don’t know. Carrie’s death, like Robin Williams’, has really hit me. She was such a warm, whip smart, bad ass woman and she wasn’t here long enough. She seemed to have such a lovely relationship with her daughter, Billie and my heart breaks for her. I hope it’s some vague

I’ve always considered Leonard Cohen’s own version of Hallelujah to be one of the worst.