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Bob Sorokanich
robertsorokanich
Apr 27
4

how dare you come to my neighborhood and not fight me, as is our tradition

Jun 21 2019
27

Thanks for introducing the world to DGJ all those years ago, Mike. We’d have been far worse off without him.

May 31 2019
3

aaron did you find a truck

May 31 2019
3

why does raph keep posting instagrams of that creepy mascot

Nov 9 2018
1

How many kilos have you found in that old BMW?

Oct 11 2018
3

Was this written by a car thief?

Feb 20 2018
6

I have no idea why, but The Sickness makes me want to see this thing spattered in mud and grime, starring as the heavy’s vehicle in a Blade Runner-style post-cataclysm sci-fi future movie.

Dec 19 2017
5

Didn’t realize Mike was was working for FC Peuro, the official football club of a 12-acre island in the Lake Ule swamp. 

Dec 4 2017
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Played with the shaft, got screwed.

Nov 10 2017
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I love how BMW’s system plays Spin Doctors’ “Two Princes”

Oct 26 2017
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When u want a ‘67 Galaxie 500 but u gotta truck

Oct 16 2017
1

In other words: “Argo fuck yourself”

Oct 6 2017
17

I only take posture advice from guys walking around with yard-long swords.

Sep 26 2017
21

Welp, this is a good time to become one of those people who Doesn’t Even Own a TV.

Aug 11 2017
6

has ballaban died of yugo tetanus yet?

Jul 20 2017
24

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