Are you watching the new season of Survivor? It’s not too late to hop aboard: There’s only been one episode, and this season, as many seasons of Survivor do, includes an NFL player. This time around, it’s cornerback Alan Ball, who spent five seasons with Dallas, then one in Houston, two in Jacksonville, and one in…

You think Survivor is a reality show, but it’s in many ways actually a sport—and former professional athletes have not been very good at it.

You remember John Rocker.