Their W/L record has nothing on the Carolina Panthers’.

A Deadspin article with potential sympathy for a scab? Someone go wake up hamno!

Came here for this.  Thank you.

“Sounds to me like some normal Deadspin shit.” is gonna be my new go-to that nobody other than the deep gray divers will ever see.

I’m still pissed he didn’t sign my Emmitt Smith jersey.

I enjoy the fact that few folks are in on the joke that Hamilton is simply still doing comedy writing; the fact that he’s publicly using Gawker referral links may be what finally gives this away to the masses though.

15/15. It was actually Burneko’s pitiful dick.

Beats my “They’re coming home” one liner.

Nope.  Brazil.

Doubtful.  It’s not like they’re the Browns.

And not here much longer either.

I was expecting “collage” to complete the trifecta, but then it might have been an obvious troll response.

I dunno - looks pretty well decorated to me.

I actually did a search for “Bus Hitting” after scanning the list, knowing I must have missed it.

But not any from Mr. Submarine.

If he doesn’t save the wee bats, who will?

Alternate suggestion - don’t put them on in the first place.