I had a dog once. The best thing was the shock collar. The yard had a shock circuit, but it was a bit sketchy at times, especially after a rain, so the dog would never know when it would hit him, so it stayed pretty close to the house, which was cool, as he was nice-looking and extremely well-trained, and I feel that…

"are you turning in a bunch of stories already done earlier or writing these as we speak?"

"wouldn't it be better to try and and cut off trash generation at the source?"

Very nice, and thank you for that. :-)

I was just going by the article, that's all, which in retrospect may have been a silly thing to do. Cheers.

Did you read your own text, specifically the first 6 words? That's where the misunderstanding came in.

It's okay, they fixed it now: http://www.theonion.com/articles/onion…

FTA: "its Twitter account was compromised"

Well, there was this one, which was pretty spot-on...

FTA: "it'll . . . charge your phone once"

1990 was only 23 years ago, not 63 (i.e., 1950), so this seems like a pretty odd take to me. Would anything now be significantly different than what is shown in the images, or would it be in 10 or 20 more years? Genuine question.

That cracked me up, and was almost as classic as some of David Thorne's work: http://www.27bslash6.com/

So opt out of those selections, nimrod. It's certainly easier than whining about it.

Symmetry...

For the time being, that's true, but the finished product will have both options: http://tech2.in.com/news/lifestyle…

Perfect story for this. This is a Finnish soldier preparing to launch a stick grenade using a makeshift crossbow against the Russians. Apparently it would send it 75 meters, which is not bad. In the link there's a shot of more Finnish soldiers using a big-ass slingshot to launch egg grenades. Pretty cool stuff: http://…

You're American, aren't you? Otherwise you would have some math skills to use in conjunction with some critical thinking skills. Safe bet, no?

I like him because he's an unashamed, outspoken bastard, and has a history to back himself up. Jesus has been the heart of this place for quite a long time, and we need to pay respect. Seriously Too many people judge Jesus without any real info. The dude is solid, seriously.

Ma'am, could you please look into the whereabouts and/or status of Mr. Diaz? I find his lack of presence disturbing, seriously. Thank you for a really good post, too. :-)