Haha! InFURmative analysis.

Would like directions, please.

Yes, yes, yes, and yes.

Personally, I think calling him a “living, breathing dick” is insulting to dicks, most of which are more attractive than him.

As someone who is generally not proud to have grown up there, I applaud this as the best thing I’ve seen out of WV in a long time. Go Gov. Justice!

I grew up in the same general neighborhood and was in the same children’s theater as Jennifer Garner. She was four years older and a nice, kind person. She strikes me as having stayed pretty down-to-earth and not fussy, and I like that.

My condolences to you. Sounds like you went through a lot

Oh my God 80s V!!! Yessss!!! It was THE thing to watch when it came out. Damn I’d love to watch that high or something I bet it’s hilarious

He must not know what the definition of “full” is

He is a true treasure and hero. I teared up at the part where he writes that no one is considering the moral obligation to make the primary objective maibtaing the agency of the woman above all else. To consider what’s best for the woman, an actual person, and not the fetus she is carrying. It is atually jarring to…

Where all disgraced Republicans go!

This is pure gold. One well-earned star for you!

Ewwww that description makes my skin crawl it’s so apt.

Good catch. Like she’s trying to sound like Katharine Hepburn or just “old money” when she knows she’s really tacky-ass nouveau riche.

I can’t stand that goddamn whisper he tries to dramatically trail off his sentences. It drives me NUTS!!! Normal people don’t speak this way!

If he did, he would have wanted us to intervene after the last gas attack. What I don”t understand is why is everyone OK with 500,000 people being blown to bits? We need to take out their air bases. This is a showy, insignificant reaction. He doesn’t really want to do anything about the killing. And he sure as shit…

I’ve always felt everything he says and does reveals him to be a pathologically insecure man.

Hmmmm. Sounds likely, actually.

DimTwit

Maybe he’s one if those Lizard Illuminati people Alex Jones and the like are into?