Don’t go to his bike shop. 

Take a star, you magnificent bastard...

How about the party pictures with the people dressed as teenagers or children and him dressed as a Catholic priest? Is that okay too? Just saying, tweeting stupid, deplorable shit gets these results sometimes. I think he kinda got what was coming, and I say that as a fan of GotG.

Nods knowingly...

NO ONE DENIES THIS!!!

You need more stars for this. They are goddamn delightful. 

I guess it just wasn’t on his radar...sense. 

It’s true. The defense should be playing better. However, they were up against an extremely good offense and had been playing better the last couple of weeks. This game was 2 outstanding offenses playing each other, and the defenses were there desperately trying to find ways to slow them down. I think the Chiefs D…

Anyone who has watched South Park knows that Trey and Matt are equal opportunity when it comes to making fun of people. Whatever the message, it’s meant to mock whatever or whoever they wanted to pick on that week. I don’t think they’re atoning for anything, this is just another storyline they decided to create. 

He might look like this...

Wonder Woman going toe to toe with Doomsday (while not his equal, she was a badass). That was good. 

Stadium security has a hole that needs to be plugged.

Chiefs fan here, so you can imagine my excitement about this year so far.

I live in KC - according to Mahomes, his dad always called him that when he was younger. So he’s had the nickname for a while. 

That is true, but there are a ton of guys that miss that throw, wide open or not. 

I don’t remember a flag being thrown on that particular play. What I can tell you is that there were no accepted penalties against the Pats (one declined, one offsetting I believe). That. Is. Ridiculous. There is no way they are going through a game without some sort of holding penalties or whatever. I am not blaming…

/sarcasm I read somewhere they’re casting Idris Elba to take over for Harrison Ford. /sarcasm

I regret I only have one star to give for this remark. 

I regret I only have one star to give. 

Chocolate News, anyone?