Doctor: I’m sorry to inform you of this, but you have lung cancer.

Whoever wrote that headline

Iron man. Iron Man

Hey, man, commenting on kinja is my thing, not yours!

after credits scene is j jonah jameson’s son coming home from the ISS....

“How many students said I exposed myself?” said Sharkey.

AH YES THE TRIED AND TRUE METHOD OF EVALUATING SOMEONE’S MORAL STANDING IN THE COMMUNITY BY HAVING A 4 YEAR OLD WHO LACKS NUMEROUS COGNITIVE ABILITIES, HAS ONLY RECENTLY GRASPED OBJECT PERMANENCE, AND DOESN’T LIKE THE TASTE OF BOURBON DETERMINE IF THEY LIKE THE PLAYER

I may be among the minority here but I don’t find the effect bad at all and I have no problem with it. My suspension of disbelief is actually less affected by this than if they had cast a younger, sort-of-look-alike actor.

“The Final Adventure.”

“The only way San Antonio or Miami don’t win the championship is if neither team makes the finals.” - Magic Johnson

AHA! If you read between the lines and obscure certain sections of his tweet, you get to the hidden message to his real fans.

Isn’t it amazing how many people think and act as if the problem was solved in 1965?

Millions of years ago. Jim Crow laws died when the dinosaurs did.

I would like to point out that for a lot of black people, this stuff isn’t history. This is MEMORY. I was born shortly after the Civil Rights Act. My folks got on the back of the bus because you were ORDERED to by law. This racism thing is really not that old.

Finally, an explanation of why you’re no longer president of the local youth football association!

I have no fucking clue what you’ve done here but I support it.

the only thing i care about in football is when the winning team lines up to gently kiss the tip of the president’s penis and receive a championship muffin