Exactly. He’s always been an incompetent nepo baby that bought his way into everything he’s ever “founded.”

There’s a huge industry split in instrument panels these days. Some, like Honda, still sculpt their instrument clusters while others, like the Hyundai here, just stick a rectangle in your face. Compare the 2026 Passport to this Ioniq. Which instrument cluster would you prefer to look at daily? To me, the…

You can give it any label you want, but at its core, the Flex was a *station wagon*. A Country Squire for the new millennium, if you will.

Enthusiasts know that station wagons are good. The general population thinks otherwise, and thus, the failure of the Flex.

Your first line just made me remember one of the best nerdy Simpsons moments ever:

In this house we say Happy Honda Days damn it.

can’t wait to slap these dumbass stickers all over price tags when shit like eggs start costing $14 per carton and gas is $29 per gallon while the various CEO’s of major industries continue to rake in the dough.

Sycophantic suck-ups suffering suffocation sounds sublime.

The Cybertruck fails so hard, and so often my snark tank is empty.

If you’ve ever worked for a company that had a few of these analysts visit, and then had an opportunity to talk with them day after day by the coffee machine on the third-floor kitchen, let me tell you what you already know - these are exceptionally average people with no particular insight into anything.

I’d like to offer them each a heavy duty plastic bag that can be securely fastened around the neck.

Sure, let’s all believe the Most Lying Human In All Human History, Donold J Trump, and start applauding his grand wisdom! Especially since it’s about something he has no interest or knowledge of. Great thinking, geniuses.

Yeah I’m sure we can trust that he was late, given that the source of that information is the person who was trying to extort him for $50 to allow him on the plane.

I’d settle for taxing investment profits at regular income tax rates.

Plenty of McLarens and Isotta-Fraschini and Caterhams that are less practical.

These guys are money pimps. They don’t know, or care to know, how the auto industry works. They just want to generate churn in auto stock values. They don’t even care if it’s up or down, because they can make money either way.

Meanwhile, the Tesla subreddit is being dominated by people trying to ditch their Teslas and how most of them are underwater because values are tanking (Teslas are depreciating faster than Masers) and for some crazy reason they decided to buy (and not lease) an EV. They are also asking for recommendations and the most…

“Supply chain issues” sounds like a bad excuse. Double-thick urethane film is hard to get?

Wouldn’t it be far cheaper to just give Cybertruck owners a brown paperbag to wear over their head in shame than to wrap the truck in vinyl?

Asking for a friend.

That’s not true, there are plenty of recent builds with garages that are just as small and won’t fit this truck.

After far to many experiences with Avis and Budget, this sounds like it would be the best rental car experience I could ever imagine having.