“Dusty Rose” is a lipstick shade, made by a company called Besame Cosmetics.

It’s a hard realization, dude, but the sooner you make peace with it, the better.

Nope, Tina Fey is.

You’re using Liz Lemon for evil. I’m sure Tina Fey would approve, somehow.

Always thought he was an A1 creep, especially during/because of the Billie Piper years. This confirms it.

“I am indebted to him. Because I get to live and he didn’t.”

Co-sign. I’m 5'2" and would love to find seats that don’t cut my circulation off because the seat cushion is too long.

Mom stole her earnings. That’s not going to help a career, slump or no.

Thanks a lot. I can’t unsee that.

For reals? That is amazing. Go, Leslie, go!

Just bring back Celebrity Deathmatch on MTV, but make it IRL instead of claymation.

Can I be friends with Diane Keaton already so we can nerd out about architecture/design/fashion together? #squadgoals

This photo is everything. *fangirl squeeing*

Explain?

So this is confirmation that Mean Girls is semi-autobiographical, but instead of being Janis Ian, Tina’s actually Regina George? Not entirely surprised, tbh.

Pretty sure they sell that book on SkyMall. God, I hope they sell that book on SkyMall.

Islands in the Stream was totally my jam in grade school. Thanks, grandma.

Consider yourself lucky it was only a nightmare. That’s been all of his wives’ realities at some point in time.

I will be buying this to carry my rescue cat when I move cross-country. It will be worth all the band-aids and anti-bacterial spray to make her look like a kitty astronaut.

My father referred to me as “Thing” (à la The Addams Family) my entire life. It was not a term of endearment.