Ugh, your username reminded me of the worst way I ever discovered a stinkbug in my house - in a handful of popcorn scooped up absent-mindedly after being left out overnight. I don’t have adequate words to describe the sensation of realizing what else I’d crunched between my teeth along with that popcorn, but I immediat…

Caution: use a tissue, paper towel, or similar means when crushing stink bugs. They have that name for a reason, and that reason does not wash off easily.

Oooooh a LABEL! What innovators they have over there at Spotify to have come up with a technical solution no one thought of before. That’ll totally work and this problem will be solved and it definitely won’t just make things a ton worse as it has every other time somebody decides to put warnings on dangerous things.

If you do watch X-Men the animated series I’d suggest looking up a viewing guide. Disney+ has the episodes all out of order past season 1. If you don’t want to go through every single episode I’d stick to season 1 and then maybe look up a “best of” list. Certain episodes, like the couple that have Nightcrawler in…

My wife inexplicably loves archery based heroes and I equally love jokes about archery being a super lame power. 

And this is what you get in a society that fetishizes guns.

I really need to remember this....because you’re right.

I used to be all about flipping people off if they tailgated me or cut me off, etc. Now I just let things roll because in the last 30-ish years since I got my license road rage has gone from getting the bird back at you to this kind of shit. Ain’t worth it. Let the other idiot think they win - at least you can walk…

This is the society you get when you treat firearm ownership as an inalienable right, rather than a privilege with responsibilities.

What I think is odd about Amazon’s data collection is how they use your shopping to suggest you buy the same thing you just bought, or something very similar, and how they use it to suggest something useless.

Unless you have 4 feet and can work 4 separate brake pedals independently with the calm cool skill of a race car driver, you cannot match the capabilities of an ABS computer.

Um, why not go to an actual reputable source?

Clapton has always been a fucking asshole, though.

Massive respect for him for this, it would be good to see some younger artists, and some other prominent podcasters, demonstrating the same integrity.

*nod nod* Yup.  Ranks up there with, but not above, Thurl Ravenscroft.

I somehow missed how recreational drones are supposed to be in any way at all mistakable for military strike drones.

I’d like to report Clueless Hero for harassment. They based a comic around me without my permission.

I’m glad I wasn’t the only one whose head exploded off their body reading that.

“This is a title that we imagine could live on the spine of a book next to J.R.R. Tolkien’s other classics.”

(deep inhale)

FUUUUUUUUUCCCCKKKKK

(deeper inhale)

YOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

This is like manufacturing condoms and saying that since I’m not personally going to use these condoms, no one is going to get fucked.