It’s a stinker.

Dear io9,

Acid allows more control than shrooms... wat.

Meh, can’t blame Osweiler for being pissed off that he got benched in favor of a dead guy. A dead guy that had been cockblocking his playing time for years.

How can you blindly support someone no matter what they do? That’s fucking insanity. I’m by no means a Trump supporter but I sure as shit won’t just accept that because she’s less crazy than Trump, that makes her qualified to be president.

Democrat here.

These are the worst presidential candidates ever. An ignorant fool or a devious liar. Who will do less harm.

My son has a peanut allergy and has to keep an epi-pen with him at all times. These are really expensive life preservers. The devices, most of the time, expire before they are ever needed, but you never want to be caught with out one. I am lucky and my insurance covers most of the cost, but that just means my HMO…

The problem with this blog is that this has never happened, ever, to anyone.

Well no shit. The word itself isn’t bad, the problem is unchecked capitalism and the accumulation of wealth at the top is not good for a capitalist society. It actually goes against how capitalism is actually supposed to work. But I’m sure you knew that, you’re just being facetious, aren’t you?

I’m going to vote for another goddamn lesser of two evil plutocrats, like I have in every election for the last 20 years, but I’m not going to be happy about it.

I’m sure if you get enough of points you eventually get a stupidly large amount of money for speaking to Wall Street fatcats, defend it by saying that’s what they pay everyone an then be proven a liar by documents your own people sent to them asking for that much money.

These people are lying virgins.

Have they killed anybody or threatened they had bombs?

Yeah, you actually loose a lot of those rights when you scream “I HAVE A LIVE EXPLOSIVE DEVICE.DO NOT APPROACH.” and there are innocent people around. Thus the robot bomb. Its really not that complicated people.

Sleeping gas doesn’t exist.

When civilian criminals are using military strategies/guerrilla warefare....it is perfect for use there.

Murder For Pizza, Hot Cup of Poison, BeerTot and Too Fat to Die: this Saturday night at Jimmy’s Punk Rock Palace!

Don’t tell apple that, didn’t they try to patent the “slate”, rectangle with rounded corners?

I mean this guy isn’t going to win, but your arguments are very flimsy and don’t seem to grasp what he’s claiming. He’s essentially saying he created the smartphone, and all the options in his drawings are basically smartphone features - so he’s going after the largest smartphone company.

Saying it’s not even close…