To be fair, he did get that advice from Aaron Hernandez.

“Why didn’t he just get a new phone when his minutes were used up?”
-Roger Goodell

It’s not Aaron’s fault. He lent Mike McCarthy his cell phone and the dude used up all the minutes. 

100% makes sense and throwing shit is just as bad as someone who has had things thrown at them as well. My example was in poor taste.

I’m just going to gently second what mocena said. I’ve been with a guy who hit walls and threw things when he was angry. The first thought it my mind was not reassurance that he knew putting hands on someone else was wrong, it was that putting hands on someone else (me!) would/could be next. It was terrifying. Lashing…

Jesus christ. I’m a white guy. Another white guy family member tried giving me the whole “democrats framed a good man” diatribe last week and I just shut that shit down immediately.

At a college football game last year, surrounded by mostly other white people, this chubby vanilla maga hat type sitting next to me…

It’s never the woman you know either. It’s never the opinionated, happy-seeming, confident woman being abused. It’s never the happy mother, the dedicated wife, the accomplished physician. That woman would never be abused. She would stop it. She would not put up with that kind of thing. Her upbringing didn’t…

Was about to post the same thing. Stop giving that needle-dicked gremlin any more attention.

Clay Travis is the worst, but you know he’ll be actively rooting to win so he can brag about it in a bad troll attempt, so please don’t vote for him.

It’s a shame that there’s no way of saying that Ghostbusters is a lazy, sloppy, jumped-up SNL sketch without instantly finding yourself in the trenches of the culture wars alongside Milo Yiannopoulis.

And many places have better of them.

So the general consensus is that last night’s game was incredibly fun and exciting and the greatest game ever played since the last greatest game ever played, blah blah blah. Personally, I don’t enjoy a game that feels like the outcome will be decided by whichever team gets the ball last and barring injury everything…

Also the first time in NFL history where both teams scored more than 50 points.

“Me And My Boy Snuck Into The Greatest Football Game Ever Played”

In America, everyone does whatever they want. Society did break down. It’s terrible, and it’s great. You only look out for number one, scream at whoever disagrees with you. There are no bees because they all died, and if you need surgery, you just beg for money on the internet. It’s a perfect system.

Eleanor…

I’d vote for Jeter but calling him an owner would be a compliment. 

Vote with your head or vote with your heart, either way you know your vote belongs to Snyder

He has been quoted numerous times saying that he wears the long, baggy sleeves because they puff out while he’s on the run, like birds that stick out their feathers when they are on the attack  Makes them appear to be bigger and more threatening than they are.  

This makes me sad that Fred Savage’s sitcom the Grinder was cancelled. It was really good.

Can’t wait to see how the graphics team handles that one.