When I was in sixth grade, I was singled out by the kids in my class for bullying, on the grounds that I wore Reebok sneakers matched with Nike socks. It stopped when one of the kids reached down to try and pull up my pants and see what my socks looked like, only for me to try and kick him in the face.

“The reason that the rich were so rich, Vimes reasoned, was because they managed to spend less money.

If your dog isn’t excited to see you that speaks volumes to me. When I was a kid my dogs would rush and stand in front of but back a bit from the door whenever either of my parents came home. They didn’t bark about someone being outside, they knew who was here. Same with my old roommates’ dog. We’re in an apartment on…

Christine Flowers is the fucking worst. I don’t have anything pithy or clever, she’s a horrible person who seems to be the embodiment of comments like, “racism would go away if you just stopped talking about it.”

The only one home was the dog and he doesn’t count. Motherfucker didn’t even get up for me.

No

Nothing in this world is worth having to hear the phrase “vine star” again.

Take an objective look at the team he led to the Finals last year. It is absolute trash.

This is what happens when the social safety net is based on a combination of Jesus, scratch-off lottery tickets, and online funding campaigns. 

Big deal, after a night of too many cosmos I too got eye level with the rim. My story also involves a transcendent Dook, as well.

This is how it is. Until he’s gone.

yeah my friends all agreed with you    watching it live it just felt like the ball was coming down but it isn’t clear from slowed down video or repeated viewings    that’s not as tough a call as block/charge, but it’s a tough one with all the huge people who can jump like crazy now

I’m rarely a fan of escalating on-court shenanigans into actual courts, but that’s assault.

Who’s going to win Most Handsome and Humble Commenter this year? Seems like only a year ago I beat you ugly fuckers. 

Had to create an account just to voice my support for this comment. Excelsior!

One clip on YouTube and the opening stumbles

Gruden face level:

ITT: Millennials acting like they’re the first people to ever have to face crushing student loan debt, disruptive technology, and a crap economy and job market while being condescended to by previous generations.

Alright, fellow late-twenty/early-thirty-somethings. Let’s agree we’re not going to react to this, we’re just going to calmly say it’s condescending, weird that a generation that raised us would spend so much time laughing about our problems, and is based on a profile of stereotypes that treat weird specific internet…

“A computer does your job now! Go directly to jail.”