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if you listen hard enough you can hear the pained cries of a hundred thousand british geriatrics: “nooo, brexit has failed!” 

i mean, this entire year has been a dumpster fire, but who knew that there was a hydrogen bomb in that dumpster

There were also shows that included models of no color whatsoever, everyone with their guts showing and bone tendon faces. It was gross.

this article is insane

lol this makes me feel better about my current regimen, which is to eat one huge meal a day, late at night, before getting so high you pass out until morning. repeat until dead. which might be soon.

i think the bar has been lowered to an immense degree. of course the Clinton campaign has been doing oppo research for years, and of course theyre going to time releases so they do the maximum amount of damage; its like basic politics. im glad someone else thinks she’ll get two terms. i think its obvious.

what is going through these fuckup judges’ heads?

what if live action Wonder Woman fought like a super powered viking warrior, like dismembering dudes all over the place and getting bloody as hell. no flying around or lassoing anyone, just raging out and killing hundreds of people with an axe. that’s the movie I wanna see.

omg keep politics out of my videogames. i thought this was Kotaku not My Vag Hurts Weekly. why isnt hillary clinton in a costume? male lives matter too. we are figuratively dying over here

anti-depressant stocks are going to plummet. what have we done

i like to think that the Clinton campaign had a substantial role in this media blitz, and all throughout the debate Hillary was thinking to herself “this is already over you fucking idiot”

oh no this ruins our plans on colonizing the moon with easily punctured material

there are just a lot of angry old people in the uk; theyre downright führious

Below the Mason-Dixon: A Man’s Guide To Auto-Fellatio

my god its like im living in a dream

is it possible to just stay as the bird and not complete the mission? what about aerial attacks? Battlefield 1.5: War Pigeons: Death From Above

an engineering degree helps, but its not totally necessary. just apply centrifugal force, transfer some heat energy, make use of your levers and pulleys, and bam! you have brought her to orgasm or built a treehouse, both desirable outcomes.

lol i was thinking catbutts. still technically pussy, right?