Shit, I took “Deep State” in my office pool.

This is truly the Red Dawn they have feared since before Patrick Swayze was in Scientology.

Thank god she’s attractive, that at least helps her credibility a little

Ambush! The women are coming from everywhere!!! Take cover.

Just ask my Yale connections!

“I’m sorry that you feel like you were harmed by Mr. Kavanaugh. That is unfortunate for you.”

1-800-273-8255

There is nothing that says there has to be 9 SCOTUS seats. Again, congressional math is the key.

Stop being racist!

10 x 0 = 0

Nice reference.

If the water hadn’t been so wet, we could have done more. Democrats and their climate change conspiracy theories are trying to smear my legacy of perfect hurricane recovery efforts. Rosenstein made the water wetter and then Horrible Hillary helped with Blow Job Bill. Where is Ivanka? WITCH HUNT!

Like my bowel movements in the morning after coffee.

“I’ve been covfefeing all night and it’s the greatest.”

Once a behavior has occurred and subsequently reinforced, the probability of that behavior occurring again increases exponentially.

Or does he have the vocabulary of a 1st grader and tries to use it like a 12th grader?