Blue Tin
[Actor Alec Baldwin and his girlfriend at Second Stage Theatre's All-Star Bowling Classic in New York last night; image via WENN]
Britney Repeatedly Takes Drugs, Dresses Dogs
Oh dear. A restraining order has been issued against Sam Lufti, the creepy hanger-on who has recently been Britney Spears' most trusted vizier. The order was largely based on testimony from Britney's mother, Lynn, who claims that Lufti had been drugging the troubled pop star, cut her phone lines, and basically kept…
Editrix Stares Balefully Into Own Shadow, Sentencing Us To Six More Fashion Weeks Of Wintour
[The icy Vogue editor was photographed at the Badgley Mischka show for New York's Fashion Week today; image via INF]
Everybody Hurts
Another tale from Fashion Week has emaciated, batshit insane actress Brittany Murphy telling a gossip magazine reporter: "Your magazine HURT. MY. LIFE." Not since she uttered the immortal line "Just as long so his you-know-what isn't crooked. I really hate that," in the epic masterpiece Clueless, has Ms. Murphy been…
Fashion Week: Useless, Irritating, Vitally Important
Curious about what goes in gray old New York during the super, super exciting Fashion Week? Well, Nylon TV has put together a handy guide to the city during this fabulous and world changing event. Watch as the drawling young Tracy explores the mythic SoHo district and expounds upon the glories of the F train. It's…
Brooke Shields Heroically Re-Balances Sidewalk
[Actress Brooke Shields outside the Waverly Inn in New York last night; image via INF]
Paris Hilton Would Be a Merry Pauper
Famous lesbian Paris Hilton recently did an interview with the most prestigious publication of our times, Parade magazine. In it she discusses the nature of wealth and fame, saying: "You can just have everything you want and not have to deal with the press and people following you. But being rich doesn't even matter,…
Vanity Fair Will Not Make You, But Will Break You
Those famous Annie Leibovitz photos for Vanity Fair's Hollywood issue, like the one out this month, usually feature a large grouping of actresses, artfully slouched or draped over something (or someone), who are poised to be the Next Big Things. Looking at the trends of who was on the cover when, and how many times,…
Bored With Election, Anchors Discuss Theoretical Missing White Woman
[Today show hosts Ann Curry, Meredith Vieira, and Matt Lauer filming this morning in New York; image via INF]
Paris Hilton Is a Big Fake L Word
The heiress announced yesterday that she will be guest-starring on Showtime's lesbo soap The L Word. OK, so she has already tried reality TV, scream queenage, and sexy night vision sex tapes. And now she's trying her hand at that whole Gina Gershon "is she a lesbian? Is she a bisexual??" shtick that seems to get…
"Why Is It Called This? I Wear Fashions All Year. Do You Like My Blue Plastic Dress? It's Made From Beach Pails. I Love The Beach. Caw! Caw! Caw! I'm A Seagull. Fashions. Always Fashions."
[Socialite Tinsley Mortimer at New York's Fashion Week yesterday; image via Bauer-Griffin]
Thighmaster Mogul Suzanne Somers Cracks Brazil Nuts For An Appreciative Audience
[(L'Épouse Muzzy's Apprécie Une Nuit Dehors) Fashion designer Betsey Johnson at Fashion Week in New York last night; image via Bauer-Griffin]
Precocious Modern-Day Alice Tumbles Down Gold-Plated Rabbit Hole
[Ellen Page, star of the indie sensation "Juno", attends the Academy Awards Nominees Luncheon today in Hollywood; image via AP]
Oh My!
How gay is our new favorite competition show Make Me a Supermodel? Here are some photos of some of the boys (1 gay, 2 "straight") playing around with a banana. Sadly, the prison guard was not included. [AfterElton]
Yes We Can. Scarlett Johansson Can't.
Have you seen that Barack Obama thing, where the Black Eyed Peas' will.i.am and others remix the underdog from Illinois's New Hampshire primary speech into a folksy, inspiring tune and a demure, Calvin Klein-esque music video? People really seem to love watching celebs like Scarlett Johansson (who just happens to have
Bravo TV Execs Make Rare Public Appearance
[Celebrity gossip blogger Perez Hilton poses with makeup artist Gregory Arlt at a Fashion Week event over the weekend, image via Getty]
Only Remaining Member Remembers Members Only
[Model Tyson Beckford, co-host of Bravo's "Make Me a Supermodel", arrives at a Fashion Week event today in New York; image via WENN]
Batty Britney Bats Belter
Britney Spears, who is currently being kept, Rapunzel like, in a Los Angeles mental facility, apparently does not approve of karaoke. Or at least when someone sings one of "her" songs. An insider at the ward says that Britney got really upset when someone sang "My Prerogative" during the inmates' karaoke time. Crazy…
The Hills Are Alive With The Sound of Montag
Reality star Heidi Montag, of The Hills, has been warbling on and on about her singing career for some time now. We've heard a leaked single, "Touch Me", and now we have a video. It's for a different song called "Higher" that makes no sense (something about flying with your wings and nothing stopping you.) It begins…