“Select theaters”? Holy balls, I assumed this was on CBS this Sunday night

would that it were so simple

How are we rewarding her? Other than getting to be the subject of your informed judgment, I mean.

you might want to bring extra baby formula

Man if you don’t get by now why Trump represents a new low in American history, nothing anybody says here is going to help you. God bless

How about this: you just trust that this person answered some questions in the way she felt like answering them and LOL who the fuck are you to float the idea that she doesn’t have a right to her thoughts and feelings because Abbott and Costello was a thing 80 years ago

In all the Star Wars posters I’ve ever seen, Princess Leia doesn’t actually hang off of Luke’s leg. Which makes your insertion of gender role politics in response to a pretty clement observation regarding graphic design even more pointless than it might be at first glance.

Evidently sculpture is an already lost art

I love the ‘70s trend of movie posters that contained little pieces of scenes from the movie. Book covers of the era did the same thing. Nowadays we just have one or two people, often shot from the side or behind. And then in the case of superhero movies, you just get the logo. Lame.

I went once a few years ago, insisting to my wife that we ought to try it if we’re going to continue making fun of the commercials. It’s called integrity, people.

LOL who was the supervisor? The lady from the Monorail Cafe in North Haverbrook?

get a rope

I don’t know... I’m a 40-plus year-old man with a wife and kids and a not-fun job and a mortgage, etc., plus I take unearned pride in my avoidance of mainstream comedies. But when I saw the commercial, I thought, “Hmm, that’s just stupid enough to be funny.” Something about the simplicity of tag combined with the…

It just so happens I am working on a screenplay of exactly that. Working title: Silk Panties Pillow Fight 

Wow, music from two five-year-old compilations. Nice crate-digging! (jk) I find many of Onyeabor’s songs to be overlong, and since he mostly works with a drum machine, his songs don’t build a lather the way that someone like Fela Kuti’s songs tend to. Still brilliant and all, but sometimes it’s like all right,…

Pretty dress

Ha ha! You listen to poor people!

Dead Meadow, Goat, King Gizzard & the Lizard Wizard

Oh fuck off with your “imagination of Tim Burton.” It’s a remake. And it looks like every movie circus ever.

What’s he giving a thumbs-up to? His adult undergarment supplier? Put another rheumatoid arthritis pill on the barby