Any time I try to imagine Slumlord Barbie and Ken actually doing anything, all I can picture are scenes from Absolutely Fabulous where Edina would attempt to do something, even as something as simple as boiling pasta, and be utterly incapable. (May the gods bless Patsy for never attempting anything other than opening…

I feel certain that Lindsay will bury us all. 

Yes, it seems entirely plausible that a prince of England would have no other way to end a friendship than a personal visit which required a six hour plane ride across an ocean and a visit to a house where underage girls were certain to be. I mean, I’m sure the Duke of York doesn’t have any personal assistants that…

I’m so sorry.

Like you, I'm not sure I believe this. But I want it to be true.

If Pelosi becomes president, even just for a day, I will be so happy that I’ll levitate. I doubt seriously that will happen. While I’m sure there is plenty of evidence out there to impeach Pence, too. I have a feeling deals will be made that will include DT resigning without taking Pence down with him. In return,…

I have also thought this many times during the last two and a half years. 

I’m above it.

Martha Stewart is an OG. A queen. She isn’t going to lower herself to Aunt Becky level. Aunt Becky would do well to get some of that post-jail Jersey Shore trash to be in a show with her. Martha Stewart. Please.

An albino GRAND dragon.

It is so so so so punchable! He really rivals Mitch McConnell and Kavanaugh for having a rage-inspiring face. So many faces I want to bash and so few baseball bats. 

I’m in a deeply red part of Tennessee so I understand EXACTLY the people you just described. Thank the gods that my immediate family are Democrats. My husband’s family, not so much, but we rarely have to be around them. However, most in my extended social circle (or what used to be my social circle) are maga-ets to…

The donations are fine. I’m sure they benefit someone other than this guy’s kids. But the whole article shows that the hundred millionaires and billionaires of this country need to be paying substantially higher taxes. He would still have billions even with a 2% wealth tax. 

Elizabeth Warren should use this guy and others like him as an example for why her 2% wealth tax on hundred millionaires and billionaires wouldn’t be in the least detrimental to them. They could pay the tax and still live like this if they wanted. It kills me when I see people who make a hundred grand a year or less…

I’m not sure where the sweet spot is regarding sexual adventuresomeness. To be honest, I kind of regret how many guys I had sex with my first two years of college. I was fresh from a very small, very conservative town where sleeping around would have been not only problematic from a reputation standpoint, but a…

I feel like they asked her to go to the lavatory to either change her shirt or turn it inside out and she decided to make a big deal about it and take her top of in front of everyone. Then, when that didn't give her the attention that she was seeking, she made up her version of the story. 

Aren’t Hailey and BillyBob Justin already married? 

I’m nearly 50 and on my phone as much as any millennial. People who go on and on about “being in the moment” must have better moments than me.

Fellow Gen-Xer here. I think we’re just as bad as millennials about being on our phones all the time. I know I am, and anytime I’m anywhere I see other people who seem my age constantly looking at their phones, as well. 

I’m trying not to get my hopes up. The Democrats have had so much ammunition over the last two years and done nothing with any of it. This seems like it might go somewhere, but I just can’t stand to watch BoneSpur and his cohorts wiggle out of yet another blatant violation of the law.