I am of two minds here: on the one hand, yeah, come the fuck on dude, nobody is posing for selfies at Dachau.  

Well I mean I guess I also feel blessed I wasn’t killed on 9/11, but I keep it on the DL.

The Patriots have listed Knox’s status as “day to day”.

If that’s true, then the cabinets should be 150% of the original in size that way we can feel like kids again when using them.

If that’s true, then the cabinets should be 150% of the original in size that way we can feel like kids again when…

People waste times in lots of unique ways.

“Man, it had some teeth not that long ago.”

I feel like I’m in the Twilight Zone when I read the various negative reactions to this film. Like, I genuinely do not understand how we saw the same film. 

I’ve had similar experiences, but at least with Breath of the Wild, the endgame was right there, ready and waiting for me whenever I wanted to hit it. So when I got to that point of starting to feel bored with the game, having done everything I wanted to do, I pointed myself at the castle and finished it off. Which is…

Won’t someone think of the nazis?

technically its an incel phone

See bitching fanboys? Shit like this is why I’m glad Disney and Kennedy have the reins. The films may not be perfect, but at least they aren’t midichlorian bad.

Wondering if the Whills would’ve spoke and which ethnic accents were left to use.

People on twitter criticizing this can eat my entire asshole.

Look, Zach, the only way Fox is going to represent your religious expression is if you’re standing at full attention on the football field, refusing to give a gay fan a cake.

There’s no World War 1 either, but there you go.

Lets all congratulate the new XFL Champion: Roman Reigns!

I’d imagine the Bears playbook is just pictures of Aaron Rodgers cutting them apart with the caption “Yeah, but like, what if that was us doing that?”

The Bears tablet:

if you bought into the switch just on the maybe of a VC, you’re kinda stupid

Or worse yet, watch Tom Wilson decapitate that guy, breaking his jaw, concussing him, and ending his season. I hope Ovie’s shins are okay.