reynold3
Kate
reynold3

I'm a Times New Roman in the streets and a Wingdings in the sheets.

I wouldn't pay to watch you strip, mostly because I find that boring, but lord, I would pay to watch you write. I mean, you know, not literally, but... The end product? Fantastic. I hope you are making money at it.

Back before my face and body submitted to gravity, I spent two years shaking my ass at a relatively 'classy' chain in the south. We had to wear gowns on the floor while cruisin' for customers, and if some of the more *assertive* ladies happened to catch anyone giving extras in the VIP, they would get the shit kicked

Yep, willfully obtuse and disingenuous. Right on cue.

I don't understand the question.

also, YOU'RE.

I mean, you start going too light and you're ending up in 'mint' territory, and everyone knows that mint isn't teal. Duh. This is just like, basic logic.

I think in a healthy relationship it can often get to the point where the two people know most of each others passwords just out of convenience and trust more than anything else...at one point it makes sense to share password x (I need to get that credit card bill, what's your login?), later it makes sense to share

So I totally thought that the wife and SIL were having a lesbian affair with each other and I kept waiting for that reveal as I read through this. Then I realized that they were each cheating with someone else, not together, and well...the story got infinitely more "normal" and boring. lol.

We might be the same person living in alternate realities. Did Whitney Houston and Michael Jackson just announce a double-headline tour in your reality? That's the big news here.

darn it, the min when i wanted to send it to somebody...ok a few people...

Eye rolls.

well Tebow might put them into larger market and more$$$ . Isn't Michelle pregnant again??? or did she freeze her eggs.