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In a response, the lawmakers of MI tweeted out #LOLT3HPOORZ!

This is seriously unthinkable in 2015. In the 1980s I did a report in HIGH SCHOOL, on all the bad crap that went down in the Northeast re: lead paint on houses, and the effects of the failures of the process and procedures in place, and how that ultimately manifested the most in poor/non-white children of course.

ima watch it, but seriously, what is up w/ the fedora? Caprica tried to pull that crap “In Sci Fi Alt Universe, a Fedora is not Douchey!

Indeed, sadly the only measurements that matter are click-throughs from Facebook posts.

I think we should give them Plasma Riffles instead, the end-game can be a bitch on Very-Hard.

Have they tried Donkey-Ass-Tiny-Girl?

Attention all Fuckable MILFS who like Cupcakes and Shoes! WE LISTENED AND NOW HAVE CREATED A CONTENT AGGREGATOR THAT IS REALLY GONNA GET YOUR TWEETS A RECLICKIN!

They probably didn’t even google, just had the unpaid intern pass over her notes.

Black Women eat cupcakes like this, but White Women eat cupcakes like THAT! HAHAHA

Pretty sure “theme-humor websites” died with “funny or die” about 8 years ago.

“I walk into the room covered, in gold” /dubstep version is the theme song playing in my head when I show up to 7am corporate meetings.

Now playing

He “jams” with Daryl Hall. I know this because of HDTV/Comcast they have music channels in HD only and I like them for background

I trust Germain. He was a good guy back when there was this thing called io9.com. Now all we have is fucking tech-bro apple-blogging appy sites :D

You’re being too kinds to the Gizmodo vibe.

Preach. Gizmodo was known as the “iphone news site” for a good long while.

The people who read the gizmodo “future world” BS are people I want to fight! :D They dun ruined it for the rest of us.

OMG You mea sci fi is based on science/ HOW AMAZING AND INTERESTING! now let’s clutter up the loved i09 with bullshit “popular science” type riffs? Awful. Gizmodo is the lowest of the low in the gawker-verse.

Clicks and clickbait is all that matters to lord denton. This was sadly, inevitable.

Fuck off Gizmodo! And fuck those “welcome to the future” clickbait Buzzzfeed type trollios.