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The owner can’t even understand why it is offensive. And why it’s all on how you display it.

I feel like the Veyron just took a big whiff of cat pee.

Snow tires + WRX = the right way to do winter.

And neons could be autocross gods back in the day.

I became a proud owner of this abomination fine vehicle a few weeks ago.

You geriatric fuck

I drive my ‘6 4-5 times/wk - sometimes it’s just for a relaxing spin through the country roads, sometimes running errands. Pretty much any time there’s just me and one other, and not much cargo to carry, the Triumph is an option.

Think of them more as a semi-mobile garage floor oiling device.

I have a 1999 A6 Avant with the squirrely display. I looked at replacing it myself but sadly years of excess coffee consumption has rendered my hands too sahaky to do the job. Ruined my career as a mohel too.

butts are funny

CP all day long. I could win the lottery, still would not buy it, would only disappoint me when it inevitably broke down. Just say no.

How the fuck did this article get posted with not a single picture of the subject matter in it?

Not a line, just one bump per door.

Pfft, what are they gonna do - throw them in race track jail?

That’s why they ask Jesus to take the wheel

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I never really got the backstory, but there was a tuner/drag scene with these in the early 2000s. I think there was a reason why you could boost them like crazy, but I can’t remember.

Dodge Omni Goes Like Hell Somemore. Shelby all the things!

1994 was the best year to have. Passenger side airbag added and the stiffest oem suspension you could get-standard.