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Bass? Dropped.

“fun and interesting to watch shitshow” is great for trashy television.

It is not great, however, for running the country.

I had one of these. It was the worst car ever. It just kept Stalin.

what kind of classless ultra douche would....

He’s a fucking traffic cop, not the Gestapo.

Whitetrash House.

You could say that in terms of difficulty, they’re low hanging fruit.

I went a different route. Something with a little less “oh my God what kind of project hell am I getting into”.

From Wikipedia:

Jorts and bucket hats are worth it for actual racing. Drifting, however fun to do, is just the automotive equivalent of figure skating.

Has any reader seen someone kicked off a plane for farting? I’d like to hear about it. I’m sure the culprit would deny it and the evidence, while recirculating in the cabin, would be tough to pin on someone.

Seriously what’s the appropriate reason for a married person to go out for a meal alone with a member of the other sex

It’s because women’s pants have very small pockets and she has really big balls.

Hastily developed BMWs are a surefire way for BMW to overcome their reputation for lack of reliability.

He did get caught making out with his twin sister once...

“Must be a king.”
“Why?”
“He hasn’t got shit all over him.”

That’s actually a great color combination! Sky blue and that sort of orange play surprisingly well together.