I wholeheartedly accept Bloomberg’s apology for now correcting his bad policy and the large scale impacts it had on race relations in New York.

I worked for Rev for a while and quickly discovered that it’s not even good enough for a side hustle. The quality of the audio you need to transcribe is nearly always horrible, and even working very quickly the best money you could make is about $8/hr. That would even require getting carpal tunnel over time. If…

I kinda get it, much like short men develop a Napoleon Complex, some short women get fed up with not being seen and develop a more bold and brazen personality to make up for it (a Lady-Napoleon Complex, if you will). Doesn’t make it right, but I get it.

Oligatory:

Most bartenders “serve the space” when it’s packed, working up and down the bar, as it’s simply impossible to keep track of who’s next. So yeah someone who steps up after you may get served first, but it’s unlikely it’s because they’re a woman, just that the bartender is moving down the line. When a bartender is…

Just one quick look into the recycling bins in my apartment building justifies my theory that the human race only has about 20 years left, so bringing kids into this world of shit is a pointless exercise.

No way I’m switching seats so that I can get my legs crushed while some lady who wasn’t paying attention while booking can not feel bad about her incompetence.

“I think it’s important to stay focused on the money and not on the message,” Austin Lane, president of Texas Southern University, told Politico. “We’re here to find out, most importantly, if there’s money to access, where is it and how do we get it.”

Change of heart, I guess. Heaven forbid there was a complication they need to address with their baby girl. Nothing wrong with it. Glad he made the choice! He’s like 12 years old anyway — plenty of time for tours!

My company offers 2 weeks of paternity leave, and I was able to use it a few years ago when my last child was born and while it wasn’t much time at all, it was an incredible experience. After the two weeks were up I tacked on some work from home days and in total had about a month at home with my wife and son. And…

All this energy, when they should be focusing on actually fixing BET proper. 

let those amongst us who *haven’t* had unprotected sex with porn stars while their third wife was having their child cast the first stone

Not defending Omar but she didn’t wreck that man’s home. That man did that when he stepped out his wife. Where is the dash cam video Omar forcing that man, at gunpoint, to step outside of his marriage with her?

Your job brings joy to me. So do it for free. It’s my right.

I hope all your sweets turn to dust before you can eat them. 

This is fucking hilarious and thanks for explaining it, because I was still at the figuring-out stage of saying her name out loud and trying to come up with anagrams.

I love Skyrim and it never made me want to become a cat who’s an expert at pickpocketing and lockpicking. Or fight dragons. Or traipse through dungeons to fight skeletons and search for treasure.

I love Assassin Creed Odyssey but I have never once thought about going over to Greece and jumping off the Parthenon into a hay bale/leaf pile and then jamming a dagger in the neck of the nearest suckafool who had the misfortune of watching my caloric challenged ass climb up the Parthenon and was still in awe of what…

The assholes who are blaming video games for Vanilla Isis can go fuck themselves with a rusty chainsaw. Those were two different grown ass men who wanted to lash out at non-White people because they feel entitled to everything and they’re terrified by their irrelevance.

Counterpoint: NDT has taught me many things, and Jack Crosbie has not enriched my life in literally any conceivable way.