Burned through this is less than 24 hours. It’s ridiculously decent, though the bitrate got rough at times, but that’s a Netflix bandwidth problem. Also felt the hour long episodes were dragging a bit. Think it would have fit a bit better into a dozen 40 minute episodes. 

North No. 2’s has been one of my favorite stories in any medium this year. 

ROCK LOBSTA

My favorite movie of his is Almost Heroes.

If that is really, truly what happened, and the tox report wasn’t falsified, then yes it could happen to anyone (that’s taking a cop at his word, though, so not exactly reliable). But a police officer knows to report it right away, and notify next of kin if fatal. That did not happen, and with the mom’s story about…

Absolutely. I mean, I can absolutely buy the death being accidental, but the not telling his mother? While they have an active missing persons investigation?  Despite her checking in with them periodically?  And even burying the body in a pauper’s grave with no identifying mark despite having actually identified him? …

We frequently talk about “Florida man” but every “Mississippi police” story I read reveals a distinctive, mind-blowing, Mississippi brand of awful.

A cartoonishly ill-conceived painting is perfect for a cartoonishly ill-conceived Space Force.

Police in Lakewood have not identified the driver of the white SUV that caused the pileup, however they have now been hit with careless driving charges.

Oh this dude just bankrupted the rest of his life for being an idiot. Hope it was worth it.

Honestly, I thought about taking the time to adjust lighting on the pacifier, but instead decided to get the post out. Now I wish I’d taken another pass

Can we all just take a minute and observe that the top photo is pretty decent photoshop work? The pacifier is so-so, but the baby sun hat is a pretty convincing sell.  Just needs a little more edge blur and depth of field.  Nice!

That you actually need 4wd in most parts of the country. My Veloster did fine in the far west suburbs of Chicago and site visits all over northern IL every winter. Snow tires > 4wd.

Yeah fuck you

they should try these bastards as adults. they’re old enough to know what they were doing.

Don’t forget the big one.

The first punishment each should receive is castration. Their genes need to be eliminated from the earth.

So, like, I’m thinking the only proper punishment is stoning, right?

When the LAPD is calling you out for being racist:

They fell for the banana in the tailpipe, one too many times.