cybertrick is a piece of shit and can’t compete with any other truck on the market

Most comfortable one i had was my 77 T-Bird Town Landau. My buddy liked to call it a “fat mans” car because there was so much space. Rode like a cloud, because of the long wheel base. I miss it sometimes.... don’t miss it guzzling gas though.

instant karma for a drunk bitch

Most interesting is definitely that Alfa. History oozing out of it.

second blood and honey sucks so hard. first one is the best one.

That’s great work. For a second i was like, “wtf are they doing?? flocking? THIS MOTHER FUCKER IS FLOCKING THE FLOOR!”

a tonne of them are fat as fuck too. 

all writer’s do that.

who believes anything this snake oil salesman says

I have a 2008 Silverado with the typical Silverado cancer on the rear fenders. This thing LOVES the highway. Always drives smooth and will top out at the drop of a hat. Doesn’t like the city too much though!

Godzilla was great. they even give a reason why he never blinks.

It’s not really mezcal. It’ll be boot leather flavoured smirnoff ice or something.

They’ll be interviewing Senna next

*salesman goes to slap roof* *misses and falls down*

well now i can’t wait

all meat piles must be reported on by every news agency

Buddy, do i have news for you about all the dead things in streams

cybertrucks weren’t made to be trucks. they’re made for city folk whose worst incline would be on the roads of San Fran.