Pyramids as power plants are a HUGE area of interest for “Ancient Astronaut” community.

If I had to do SF-Portland with my mom, I’d kill her somewhere around Redding and dump her body somewhere between Medford and Grant’s Ass.

I drove San Francisco to Portland with my mom and I promise you that trip is at least 9000 hours.

Randi I’m not sure. He must’ve gotten a savvier intern to manage his feed? For five years I would randomly respond to particularly galling tweets with a clever “go fuck yourself, Donald” or a pithy “You’re an asshole”.

Your first Botox shot Kendra?

He didn't realize the toilet paper was perforated into sheets, and was just going to cut off some.

This makes absolute sense and my heart aches for this man. Having said that, that's a fucking amazing picture.

Stay safe students! May the spirit of MacGyver descend upon you and help keep you safe.

“All these smart people are in it, I don’t want to miss out! Blah blah ground floor”

Too distracting for 7:30am meetings? At what time of the day do they cease to be distracting? On top of the cleavage, length of skirt and heels, we also have to change depending on time of the day?

Yup. I worked for two person consulting firm and my boss informed me one day that one of our clients, with whom he hung out socially, thought my breasts were too distracting for 7:30am meetings and asked him to tell me to “put them away.” I have 36G breasts. There is no hiding that and I’m not going to buy new clothes…

Sad Tromboner.

Seriously. What is up with necklines these days. It’s always at one end of extreme: too high or too low. I’m forever searching for appropriate work tops.

I am so sorry that happened to you. People are the WORST.

I like to compress them down into diamonds, which I then wear.

I felt the same way when I learned that Dolly Madison’s favorite ice cream flavor was oyster. Why was everyone in the nineteenth century living for savory aphrodisiac desserts? “Would you like a salmon sherbert with a Spanish Fly glaze?” It’s almost enough to make me uninvite her from my imaginary historical people…

It’s like he’s a bad person and his eyes are trying to get away.

I am 92% positive these are the same person.

Yeah, I DEFINITELY need to open an account with this bank.