I won $5 in my fantasy kickball league thanks to drafting LPShea, so I’m happy.

Broncos: Hey we want you to come play for us, but we can only pay you “X”

You think that’s bad? I have a $50/year subscription to your Rec League’s Kickball Network. Boy, you guys are hosers.

It costs me $50 a year to play in my co-ed rec kick ball league. So as a fellow athlete I understand Kaepernick’s frustrations.

You’d hold it against him if he inherited it; you still hold it against him if he works for it. You’d hold it against him for going to an Ivy; you still hold it against him if he goes to affordable state U.

Swaggy DNP

When beating Duke, celebration krzyld be kept to a minimum.

Was Fred Armisen unavailable to play Cam Newton?

Counterpoint: Carson Palmer lost the damn game.

“Mr. Howard, who hasn’t done jack shit in years, is widely considered to have the single worst contract in Major League Baseball history. Ruben Amaro, that stupid asshole, extended him years before he was even eligible for free agency. He didn’t even buy out his pre-arb years! This was fair in that it paid Mr. Howard…

That’s Hardy Harbaugh, formerly known as The Family Secret.

Here is a .gif of the entire game.

I’m starting to think that Kobe Bryant might be a bit of an asshole.

Jared Lorenzen ate Shaun King.

And before people start going on about how there are two separate justice systems in America I'm sure that anyone, rich or poor, could have gotten out of impending prosecutions if they agreed to pay millions of dollars.

You left off "for 82 year olds" in the headline.

This list does not contain Oh's, and is therefore invalid.

Keith Clinkscales? I know that guy! We masturbated on a flight to Denver. Good guy.