I think shot is rough too. They should just drop them off in death valley with no water. Way to give fossils back to the community.

“I’m not dead” sounds like something a dead person would say

Let me mullet over...

I’ll let it slide.

I like char. I like sous-vide for fish and such, but I still don’t think you can beat a nicely cooked rare steak on a searing 1000 degree grill. To each his own.

So are we a host when we have a penis inside us? Does that penis belong to us while we are hosting it? Can we do with it whatever we want? Just asking.

It’s almost as if making a profoundly ignorant, narcissistic blowhard with major impulse control issues POTUS was a bad idea.

Sonnet a bitch

So it seems they seized the poetry books without rhyme or reason....

I believe SyFy said it would go on international Netflix right after the season ends.

I wonder if the birds are subject to carrion regulations?

Fuck I’d vote for the Patrician right now if I could:(

Please, when was the last time Hollywood even CAST a female dragon? There’s a scaly ceiling and you know it.

I can tell you that “Inbred People Playing with Knives, Ends Poorly For the Ginger One” is something that happens around my white family quite often.

I once did something similar to that, but when I tried to give a public demonstration I was arrested.

Name as advertised. 10/10

Because cybersecurity - and laws that stem from those efforts that affect technology, like SOPA and PIPA - aren’t tech news? Please. If you want to read tech reviews, CNET is over there waiting for you like a melted vanilla ice cream.

ESA’s entry in the contest: