She fucking killed that debate and I am drunk and a nasty woman and also i love bad hombres and fuck him and i ate a burrito and several cookies and maybe like a whole bottle of whine or wine or shit or omg i need to go to bed even on the west coast i am a mess omg i hate trump o hope he dies ifn a fire

He was quickly located and shot by police when they mistook an acorn for a Glock.

Triple eh.

Mom?

Yeah I’m no expert, but I’m pretty sure kite surfing works better when the wind is blowing. The kite surfer seems to be in on the secret

It looks more like a big cat....like a puma?

So anyway...here’s a magic trick.

I don’t blame you for holding it in. I’ve seen how much they tax gas in the UK.

His biggest weapon would be screaming at terrorists saying that he slept with their moms.

On purpose? Or did you have a bad experience with a milking machine?

“Superman” who once destroyed a man’s truck and ruined his livelihood because he poured beer on him and was being kind of a dick, committed genocide against his own species by dooming them to extinction for no reason, and only seems to give a crap about saving people if Lois is the one in danger.” Like he was some…

Most of the time a cover letter is useful for determining who can write a sentence without vomiting on themselves, and that’s it.

Hello, Jalopnik? Yes, I would like to apply for the role of Any Bloodbags to “review” the next Fusion or whatever?

This blog loves America more than you ever will

Total cheesefest. Looks terrible.

I don’t think that dolphin is confused.

The beach pig roast will be delayed due to unforseen awesomeness. Please remain calm.

You really know your Star Wars!

That’s what she said.

“Excuse me, my gun is up here."