Wtf, Minnie Driver didn't even sing. What a waste of her talent. The same Wendy from the rest of this train wreck would have been equally as believable as the mother of that teenager, is all I'm saying.

Minnie Driver, be my best friend.

There was, but I watched it only for the talent portion. Burnt Umber has hidden depths.

I wish I would let a bunch of Captain Jack Sparrow wannabes threaten to make me walk the fucking plank.

Jfc, another Jesus miniseries? Even my bible-thumping patents have to admit that these things are the textbook example of diminishing returns.

Thanks. I realize that you didn't intend offense and completely agree with you about this woman's awesomeness.

I'm surprised NBC didn't rename a couple of them Chet and Trey.

The drunk and the meanspirited.

Wendy's asshole brothers are way too blase about their older sister maybe being dead. Like, can you two scrounge up maybe half a damn to give?

Dudebro Lost Boys. Ugh.

For a much-hyped program with ten billion commercial breaks, many parts of this production are noticeably low budget.

It's a hard knock life.

This reminds me that we need way more lighthearted homoeroticism on tv nowadays.

1,2,&3: yes. I think that his vaguely Asian look is due to Unfortunate Eyebrow Shaping.

My 3-year-old niece's "Why is she singing so loud?" during Allison Williams's last song made me bust something laughing. Now my niece is mad at me because it took me several minutes to stop laughing. It was her honest confusion that got me.

My nephew, who will do anything to stay up past his 8:30 bedtime, just went to bed 11 minutes early rather than accept my offer of staying up an extra half hour to watch this with me.

This is amazingly awful. I needed this.

Sounds more like a threat to me.

Maybe consider not. We don't live in a bubble where phrases can be divorced from their origins, and as a black woman, I get extremely annoyed when white people say this to me or other nonwhite people. Don't talk black to me. I get it. You're down with the brown. Or, maybe you didn't consciously make a connection…

The only thing I want to abort is the use of this phrase to congratulate black women for being awesome.