She died doing what she loved: slut shaming Katy Perry.

Did you watch Arie and Lauren on Kelly Ripa this morning? She had no patience for either of them and her face (and pointed questions!) during the whole segment was so so priceless.

This! She has no substance. Then again, neither does he which is why they both commented that they always knew what the other was thinking.. to which the answer was obviously nothing. Two peas in a dumb pod those two.

Agree. Not only does he seem like a douche, but a very, very dumb douche. As in, if I met him and he was never this Bachelor person, and had a date with him, I am 10000% sure I would never call him back because our conversation would remind me that he offered nothing of substance - no humor, no culture. Just him…

The point to take home from last night is that Arie contacted Lauren behind Becca’s under the guise of “working through his guilt” when he was actually feeling Lauren out for a reunion. And had already told Lauren that he was going to break it off with Becca before he actually did so.

She strikes me as someone who is so pretty she’s never had to form opinions.

Yeah, he was alreadg DM-ing Bekah (the 22 year old) in early February! I give them 3-6 months.

Alright the betting window is open!

Nope, that’s still a lame excuse. Once everyone heard that Arie dumped Becca and got back together with Lauren, everybody would have still blamed Arie, whether or not he humiliated Becca on national television. He just did it because the producers asked him to and he said yes, because he is a spineless coward with…

You know, everyone keeps comparing him to Jason Mesnick, but that guy, as insufferable as that episode/situation was, seemed genuinely distraught and horrified by what he contractually had to do on television. Plus, for many unexplained reasons, I hated Melissa Rycroft, so while it was sad (because getting dumped on…

Is Bekah straight-up wearing my $15 white Maidenform bra under a mesh top on national television? And are those the earrings from her driver’s license?! <3

I think the first one is also a reference to the fact that she might have more luck in love if she dates an actual fish instead of a man who just drinks like one. BOOM.

Jennifer Garner doesn’t get enough credit for playing the game. In one post she reminded people she’s single (on a night where she looked spectacular), promoted two of her projects, and showed that she can laugh at herself, making her super relatable. Ben Affleck never deserved her.

Are you and Jennifer dating now? Bobifer. Jennifinger.

This is actually perfect. It’s 100% what I hate about this kind of thing.

At a valet station in the not-distant future, two dudes will be leaping about screaming “JORDAN PEELES IS MY JAM!”

I just found out I’m pregnant! According to calculations, I’m only about 5-ish weeks along. Congrats to you! :)

Congratulations on finding a solution to your problem, oh, and the baby! ;-) May you make many happy memories of eating Thin Mints together.

Well, I am not the one creating another small human with my body. Congratulations & enjoy!

They can be made by enrobing Ritz crackers in dark chocolate, then left in a tin with a cotton ball soaked in a mint extract for a day or so. No cooking, except heating up the dark chocolate. You CAN NOT taste the Ritz. You’re welcome!