Were you one of the people who heard (before this article) of Keeping Up With the Joneses?

So are we talking about a Texas chili? Or are we talking about a chili with free-holes? Because for the sous-vide, 2 diffent things.

I hated school by senior year in high school, and my best friend had an afternoon work study job in town, so I often got “sick” at lunch and rode home with her. But the principal started just sending me to the nurse’s office, so I upped the ante and began telling him that I had suddenly started my period and had to go…

And after we’ve gotten the internet of things locked down, we need to make my oven stop playing Connor4Real songs.

Definitely read this as “I would nap while my young one was watching 60 minutes, one of her favorite shows.” Still, sounds cozy!

Hi guys, just popped in from the timeline where Weiner and John Edwards are this year’s Democratic ticket, and want to let you know that things aren’t great there, either.

Yeah, definitely nobody losing arms or hands or anything in ANY of those Star Wars movies.

I have two to nominate. One is less expensive so we’ll start with that first:

I have two to nominate. One is less expensive so we’ll start with that first:

We’ve done a lot of meats and desserts and veggies, why not something starchy? I’m on 3 hours of sleep and the WORST coffee I’ve ever had s0 my brain isn’t functioning at even 60% but here me out: I don’t think you could have a more finicky dish to test than risotto.

There are more…

Wait a minute. One of your colleagues wore a lizard tail for a week, and you can’t deign to eat a whole diarrhea bar?

At this juncture I’d like to officially nominate

I’m a Hill staffer, and I’ve worked in politics since the late 1990s. (I’ve only worked with Dan Pfeiffer, and while he wasn’t bad, he wasn’t that great either.)

Now I’m just throwing it out there. Maybe, just maybe, Trump might not be fit to be President.

*scrolls down list looking for zoolander*

For the love of food TONGUE!

My two just knew to line up at their own bowls somehow, and they had 2 foster moms and an adoptive family (who gave them back) before me, plus time in several shelters -- I have no idea how they learned to be so orderly. They were total maniacs at feeding time when I first brought them home, yet once the bowls were on…

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IT APPEARS THAT NONE OF THESE HAVE DRAGONS OR EVEN A LITTLE MAGIC.

What about a combo where you infuse some booze and use it to make sweet potato or pumpkin pie?

Pads, tampons and maybe a cup or two are vital for a bug out bag. If you’re not menstruating, pads are great for emergency wound care (slap it onto a bleeder and press), tampons are good for nosebleeds, and possibly stopping leaks (Top Gear did something with them, I think May put them in some part of his car to keep…